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I have absolutely no motivation to get going.

Ugh.

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johnffuckingkennedy: barackfuckingobama: consecratio: omfg i died OH GOD I SHOULD PLAY THIS FOR MY CLASS

Jan 1st

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After four fucking days of straight partying,

I am finally burning out, and it’s fucking New Years Eve. This is when you shotgun a beer, get in the shower and suck it the fuck up. If only I had beer…

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straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great

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What's the difference between tumblr and a...

kittydeagle: priestmisha: A restaurant has servers that work. Tumblr almost prevented me from reblogging this burn (very mature).

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Confused... Anyone wanna try to decode this?

Okay so I have this guy friend who has always been one of my best friends since like 6th grade we have been really close (I’m a sophomore in college now). So one night a couple months ago we were hanging out and we ended up just fooling around a little-which we had never done before, but it was never weird after that or anything and we just continued being good friends as usual. So last...

Dec 29th

I absolutely love the mornings

when I lay in bed with Brooke and try to piece together the night before. Wish some of these guys would answer their damn phones so we can get some answers….. But really, I love these mornings. It’s like we are drunk detectives.

Dec 28th